Asphyxia8489
08-22-2007, 07:23 PM
I have always been an adventurous person. When I started having sex it didn’t take long for me to want to do things that would normally not be done. I have had many girlfriends but have only felt comfortable enough with one of them to bring up my fantasies. Her name is Louise, when this happened she was 21. Louise is beautiful, perfect body, stunning face and an ass to die for. This happened 3 years ago. At the time we had been going out for almost a year. Enjoy.
One night whilst we were lying in bed I leant over and whispered into Louise’s ear, “Next time you need to fart can I smell it”?
“What”? She answered even though she had heard what I said.
“I want to smell your fart” I answered back
“Why do you want to do that”? she asked
“I am curious and want to know what it smells like” I said
“OK but I can’t promise it will smell nice” she replied
I smiled and said “Thanks”
After lying there for about 5 minutes thinking how brave I had been and good it was going to be to smell Louise’s fart she said “You might want to get under the covers and put your face near my bum just incase one comes with out much warning”.
Immediately I thought to myself ‘this is amazing, she is already thinking ahead about things’. I crawled under the covers and curled up with my head near her ass as she lay still on her side. It was getting pretty hot under the covers but it wasn’t long before Louise lifted them slightly and said “I am turned on a bit”.
“Really” I said with excitement
“Yeah, infact I think you should stick your nose into my bum crack and start smelling it while you wait for me to fart” she said.
I thought to myself ‘Jesus are you for real, this is fantastic’ and without need of a second invitation I spread her lovely butt cheeks apart and buried my nose so that it came to rest right onto her anus. The musky smell was fabulous and I just breathed in deeply through my nose taking it all in.
“How is it down there” she asked?
I didn’t have enough time to answer because I was just breathing in too much so I just gave the arch of her back a little rub to let her know everything was perfect. This seemed to comfort her and turn her on even more. She reached her down and placed her hand on the back of my head, gave it a little rub, then pressed my nose into her ass as she thrust her ass onto my nose. I was in heaven. Before to long she gave my head a little squeeze and said “You better be ready because here comes a fart”. I just started to breathe in and I could feel her anus start to press against my nostrils as it opened slightly and then wham it all happened. The sound, the feeling of air and the rich smell of her insides which I have grown to love more than anything else in the world. Louise relaxed the pressure from the back of my head and said "How was it”?
“That was incredible” I answered still enjoying the sensations.
“Ooh quick I have another one” she said
I buried my nose back into her ass and waited. I thought ‘I wonder what it would taste like’ and without any hesitation and impeccable timing I shifted my head and wrapped my mouth over her anus just as she farted again. Her entire fart went straight into my mouth and I swallowed it down.
“Did you just eat my fart” she asked with a giggle.
“I sure did and it was great” I replied back
Come back up here said Louise. I crawled out from the covers and lay next to her in total bliss.
“That totally turns me on” she said
“Really” I answered slightly surprised at her enthusiasm.
“Yeah, what other little fetishes do you have” she asked with a twinkle in her eye
I thought to myself ‘hmmm how far do I take this’.
“I might offend you” I answered.
“I am too turned on to be offended” answered Louise.
This was it; this was my chance to throw it all onto the table so I took a breath of fresh air and answered her question.
“Well, I would let you piss all over me and in my mouth and I would swallow it down just like I did with your fart”.
After a few moments to consider what I had just said Louise replied "I will piss on you in the morning if you want me too”.
I couldn’t believe my luck. My beautiful girlfriend had just let me smell and eat her farts and now she is willing to pee on me.
“Yes please” I answered with much appreciation in my voice.
With that Louise gave me kiss and said “sweet dreams, see you in the morning”.
I held her firmly and had images of what was going to happen in the morning rushing through my head.
Louise seemed to fall asleep quite quick but I stayed awake for hors replaying what had just happened. Eventually I fell asleep and had some very exciting dreams.
I woke in the morning to find Louise lying next to me awake smiling and looking at me.
“Good morning” she said
“Good morning how long have you been awake for” I said back?
“I woke up real horny about 15 minutes ago” answered Louise.
Then I remembered that I was going to be peed on this morning then Louise said “I don’t think I will be able to pee on you”.
My heart sank. “Why not” I asked?
“Well, I really need to pee but I really need to poo too and if I start peeing I will probably start pooing as well” she answered
My heart lifted and I thought to myself ‘Could this really be happening. Could my girlfriend be so horny and adventurous that over the space of 12 hours she would fart, pee AND shit on me’? One thing was for sure I was not going to miss the opportunity.
“Well, I don’t have a problem with that” I said with a smile.
“So it won’t matter if I shit wile I am peeing on you” said Louise just to make sure.
“Not at all, infact it will probably turn me on even more” I said knowing full well it would not only make my day but probably my entire life.
“Good. Then lets go to the bathroom because I need to go” said Louise.
I was so exited I was practically shaking with nervousness.
On the way to the bathroom Louise said “I can’t believe I am so horny and turned on by all this stuff. Even the thought of shitting on you is turning me on”.
“It’s totally turning me on” I said
“I can tell” said Louise with a smile referring to my massive bonner
We both entered the bathroom and I put a towel on the floor and sat down and leant back on my arms and opened my mouth. Without wasting any time Louise straddled my face and placed her pussy over my mouth.
“I want you to drink all of it” she said looking down at me with a very dominating grin.
Before I knew it I could feel her warm pee flowing into my mouth. It was slow at first and very strong in taste. It began to flow faster and I started gulping it down trying to keep up with Louise. I was doing a good job but little bits of pee were flowing from my mouth as she gushed into it quicker than I could swallow it. Then I felt her do a little poo right onto my chin and neck and then it rolled down my chest. I nearly came right then and there. Louise finished and I swallowed the last mouthful.
“Good job” she said as she stepped back and turned around and positioned her ass over my face.
“Open wide I want to shit into your mouth now” she said.
I nearly passed out but managed to keep just enough blood from flowing to my now throbbing cock to keep me conscious. I opened my mouth and Louise pulled her ass apart and lowered herself down onto my open mouth.
“This is going to feel real good” said Louise. “Here it comes, enjoy my gift” she said as she squeezed out her turd.
It went straight into my mouth and rested on the back of my throat. I almost gagged but stopped myself somehow. The smell and taste was sensational. It was the perfect turd. Louise lifted herself up and looked down at me with her shit sticking out of my mouth.
“That was great. Do you like my gift” she said.
I nodded and just stayed there savoring her turd.
Louise leant forward and grabbed my cock and started stroking it leaving me looking at her perfect anus which still had a little bit of shit on it. It felt great and then it got better. Louise leant further forward and began sucking my cock. After 2 minutes of sucking my log while I was sucking on hers she stopped. She turned around and grabbed her turd from my mouth and put it in the toilet much to my disappointment.
“Lick my ass clean while I suck your cock” she said and in a heartbeat she pushed me to the floor knelt over my face spread her cheeks and put her anus onto my mouth and started to suck my cock with a vengeance I had never felt before.
I tongued her ass licking and swallowing all the shit taste. I stuck my tongue deep into her ass not wanting to waste any of it. Louise thrust herself down onto my tongue as she sucked and stroked my cock to a massive orgasm. I came hard and she swallowed it all while I swallowed the last remnants of her perfect log. Slowly she climbed off and looked down at me.
“What a great start to the morning. Same time tomorrow” she asked?
That was just the beginning. Now I drink her piss almost every day. Some weekends she never even gets to the toilet because I drink all of her piss and eat all of her shit. Sometimes I can’t believe she is so into this stuff and that she is my girlfriend. I am going to hang onto this one for life. Sorry guys.
One night whilst we were lying in bed I leant over and whispered into Louise’s ear, “Next time you need to fart can I smell it”?
“What”? She answered even though she had heard what I said.
“I want to smell your fart” I answered back
“Why do you want to do that”? she asked
“I am curious and want to know what it smells like” I said
“OK but I can’t promise it will smell nice” she replied
I smiled and said “Thanks”
After lying there for about 5 minutes thinking how brave I had been and good it was going to be to smell Louise’s fart she said “You might want to get under the covers and put your face near my bum just incase one comes with out much warning”.
Immediately I thought to myself ‘this is amazing, she is already thinking ahead about things’. I crawled under the covers and curled up with my head near her ass as she lay still on her side. It was getting pretty hot under the covers but it wasn’t long before Louise lifted them slightly and said “I am turned on a bit”.
“Really” I said with excitement
“Yeah, infact I think you should stick your nose into my bum crack and start smelling it while you wait for me to fart” she said.
I thought to myself ‘Jesus are you for real, this is fantastic’ and without need of a second invitation I spread her lovely butt cheeks apart and buried my nose so that it came to rest right onto her anus. The musky smell was fabulous and I just breathed in deeply through my nose taking it all in.
“How is it down there” she asked?
I didn’t have enough time to answer because I was just breathing in too much so I just gave the arch of her back a little rub to let her know everything was perfect. This seemed to comfort her and turn her on even more. She reached her down and placed her hand on the back of my head, gave it a little rub, then pressed my nose into her ass as she thrust her ass onto my nose. I was in heaven. Before to long she gave my head a little squeeze and said “You better be ready because here comes a fart”. I just started to breathe in and I could feel her anus start to press against my nostrils as it opened slightly and then wham it all happened. The sound, the feeling of air and the rich smell of her insides which I have grown to love more than anything else in the world. Louise relaxed the pressure from the back of my head and said "How was it”?
“That was incredible” I answered still enjoying the sensations.
“Ooh quick I have another one” she said
I buried my nose back into her ass and waited. I thought ‘I wonder what it would taste like’ and without any hesitation and impeccable timing I shifted my head and wrapped my mouth over her anus just as she farted again. Her entire fart went straight into my mouth and I swallowed it down.
“Did you just eat my fart” she asked with a giggle.
“I sure did and it was great” I replied back
Come back up here said Louise. I crawled out from the covers and lay next to her in total bliss.
“That totally turns me on” she said
“Really” I answered slightly surprised at her enthusiasm.
“Yeah, what other little fetishes do you have” she asked with a twinkle in her eye
I thought to myself ‘hmmm how far do I take this’.
“I might offend you” I answered.
“I am too turned on to be offended” answered Louise.
This was it; this was my chance to throw it all onto the table so I took a breath of fresh air and answered her question.
“Well, I would let you piss all over me and in my mouth and I would swallow it down just like I did with your fart”.
After a few moments to consider what I had just said Louise replied "I will piss on you in the morning if you want me too”.
I couldn’t believe my luck. My beautiful girlfriend had just let me smell and eat her farts and now she is willing to pee on me.
“Yes please” I answered with much appreciation in my voice.
With that Louise gave me kiss and said “sweet dreams, see you in the morning”.
I held her firmly and had images of what was going to happen in the morning rushing through my head.
Louise seemed to fall asleep quite quick but I stayed awake for hors replaying what had just happened. Eventually I fell asleep and had some very exciting dreams.
I woke in the morning to find Louise lying next to me awake smiling and looking at me.
“Good morning” she said
“Good morning how long have you been awake for” I said back?
“I woke up real horny about 15 minutes ago” answered Louise.
Then I remembered that I was going to be peed on this morning then Louise said “I don’t think I will be able to pee on you”.
My heart sank. “Why not” I asked?
“Well, I really need to pee but I really need to poo too and if I start peeing I will probably start pooing as well” she answered
My heart lifted and I thought to myself ‘Could this really be happening. Could my girlfriend be so horny and adventurous that over the space of 12 hours she would fart, pee AND shit on me’? One thing was for sure I was not going to miss the opportunity.
“Well, I don’t have a problem with that” I said with a smile.
“So it won’t matter if I shit wile I am peeing on you” said Louise just to make sure.
“Not at all, infact it will probably turn me on even more” I said knowing full well it would not only make my day but probably my entire life.
“Good. Then lets go to the bathroom because I need to go” said Louise.
I was so exited I was practically shaking with nervousness.
On the way to the bathroom Louise said “I can’t believe I am so horny and turned on by all this stuff. Even the thought of shitting on you is turning me on”.
“It’s totally turning me on” I said
“I can tell” said Louise with a smile referring to my massive bonner
We both entered the bathroom and I put a towel on the floor and sat down and leant back on my arms and opened my mouth. Without wasting any time Louise straddled my face and placed her pussy over my mouth.
“I want you to drink all of it” she said looking down at me with a very dominating grin.
Before I knew it I could feel her warm pee flowing into my mouth. It was slow at first and very strong in taste. It began to flow faster and I started gulping it down trying to keep up with Louise. I was doing a good job but little bits of pee were flowing from my mouth as she gushed into it quicker than I could swallow it. Then I felt her do a little poo right onto my chin and neck and then it rolled down my chest. I nearly came right then and there. Louise finished and I swallowed the last mouthful.
“Good job” she said as she stepped back and turned around and positioned her ass over my face.
“Open wide I want to shit into your mouth now” she said.
I nearly passed out but managed to keep just enough blood from flowing to my now throbbing cock to keep me conscious. I opened my mouth and Louise pulled her ass apart and lowered herself down onto my open mouth.
“This is going to feel real good” said Louise. “Here it comes, enjoy my gift” she said as she squeezed out her turd.
It went straight into my mouth and rested on the back of my throat. I almost gagged but stopped myself somehow. The smell and taste was sensational. It was the perfect turd. Louise lifted herself up and looked down at me with her shit sticking out of my mouth.
“That was great. Do you like my gift” she said.
I nodded and just stayed there savoring her turd.
Louise leant forward and grabbed my cock and started stroking it leaving me looking at her perfect anus which still had a little bit of shit on it. It felt great and then it got better. Louise leant further forward and began sucking my cock. After 2 minutes of sucking my log while I was sucking on hers she stopped. She turned around and grabbed her turd from my mouth and put it in the toilet much to my disappointment.
“Lick my ass clean while I suck your cock” she said and in a heartbeat she pushed me to the floor knelt over my face spread her cheeks and put her anus onto my mouth and started to suck my cock with a vengeance I had never felt before.
I tongued her ass licking and swallowing all the shit taste. I stuck my tongue deep into her ass not wanting to waste any of it. Louise thrust herself down onto my tongue as she sucked and stroked my cock to a massive orgasm. I came hard and she swallowed it all while I swallowed the last remnants of her perfect log. Slowly she climbed off and looked down at me.
“What a great start to the morning. Same time tomorrow” she asked?
That was just the beginning. Now I drink her piss almost every day. Some weekends she never even gets to the toilet because I drink all of her piss and eat all of her shit. Sometimes I can’t believe she is so into this stuff and that she is my girlfriend. I am going to hang onto this one for life. Sorry guys.