Very private theme.

Then I masturbate, I just ejaculate on myself and have a shower. :-x
It is fine for me.

What's your opinions guys?

Sure do :)

I'll do this on occasion, but usually I have to be clean and quiet.

I'll do this on occasion, but usually I have to be clean and quiet.
I was quite baffled by this really, i mean, I do it all the time, never even batted an eye lid at it!
When me and my ex-girlfriend were "Playing" i'd just come on my chest, no biggie really???

Quiet supprised that some people can be rather... too... hygenic!

Well, I usually splat on myself when lying down, but after I hit myself in the face I try not to shoot to far up, otherwise I just do it in my boxers and dont care after it. :yahoo:

Well, I usually splat on myself when lying down, but after I hit myself in the face I try not to shoot to far up, otherwise I just do it in my boxers and dont care after it. :yahoo:
HAHAHA, Thats the spirit! I hate it when I get hit in the eye!

Does anyone eat it? I think it tastes like gravy

No, I did not try sperm!
Let girls eat it :rolf:

Girls vaginas taste a little like... Spicy Gravy... I think??? Hard to put a taste to it really

Trying to explain what sperm or vagina taste like is almost impossible since everyone's taste different. I dated a girl once whose vag tasted like a fresh penny- I never figured out why that taste though. I always had a coppery taste in my mouth going down on her. Obviously what you eat makes a difference. I've been told that guys that eat healthy have sweeter sperm, but I'm not a big taste-tester myself. :rolf:

The day I eat healthy is the day I decompose into the ground! lol. I guess the girls will have to put up with McDonalds flavored cum

But id rather do it on a shemale

I shot my load once, And it traveled about 5 meters! (Downwards)
Mind you! I was on the end of a diving board at the time,
I got band from my local swimming pool, Another reason not to swollow the water, lol
I'm supprised you could even get hard in a public place like that??? WTF?

i do haha, depends what mood im in if im gonna clean it up or just leave >.<

i do haha, depends what mood im in if im gonna clean it up or just leave >.<
+1 to that :P

Weird question to be honest.

Maybe it's more important to ask, where are you at the moment when you ejaculate?

If you like to walk naked in the woods and have a go in the grass, then I guess it's going in the grass.

If you like to enjoy your computer as a means of visuals, I suppose anywhere it can be cleaned up makes sense. In my case I'm sitting on a towel, because why soil the chair eh. And when it shoots, as long as it's on me or the towel, no biggie, just wipe up and not give it any importance.

The idea of not cleaning it up at all is kinda weird though. I hope you don't extend that philosophy to anything else :)

Then again so many of you guys are kids living at home hiding your filthy little habits from mommy :) You have my sympathy about not being able to actually enjoy it for what it is, and nothing else.

lol, nice and long there dude. I really dont see the point in cleaning up biodegradable stuf

if you dont clean it up it leaves a residue, at least indoors it does

sometimes I do on my self sometimes not, I do the sit on a towel thing too, works well lol

and as far as the flavor, one day I drank about a gallon of pink lemonaide and my gf at the time said it taste like raspberries, Ive heard after eating white meats like chicken / turkey it tastes the most bitter, and an easy way to keep it sweet (if your the kinda that likes to do favors like that for the girl lol) is drink pineapple juice like a small cup daily, it aparently has the quickest biggest effect on the flavor of your spunk.

Lol my ex-girlfriend was sick when she first tried my cum :P

lol we need to warn all girls of veges sperm they give food poisoning lol

LMFAO!!!!!!! Food Poisoning from Sperm, HA! I wish

I know all about you lol the NHS has put a warning on you lol

I know all about you lol the NHS has put a warning on you lol
I'm suprised I dont already have a Barcode and Label on my Balls telling everyone the ingrediants

you do i put them there last night

I agree with whoever it was that said let the girls eat it :-P

However, I usually do. And I just clean it up. It's not a big deal.

I agree with whoever it was that said let the girls eat it :-P

However, I usually do. And I just clean it up. It's not a big deal.
Hehe, Another normal person! We need more. Ejaculate anywhere and everywhere!

Hehe, Another normal person! We need more. Ejaculate anywhere and everywhere!

But not on the keyboard. Bloody hell, takes forever get it out with my compressed air cans.

BUAHAHAHA! That made my day :P

I'm really just reading this thread to know how far it can really go without turning into random posts that have nothing to do with the topic. I'm just amazed it has gone this far.

The really funny thing is, I'm the moderator yet i'm also the guy that tends to bring the topics, off-topic. LMAO. I'm a BAKA HEAD

I vote "No Other" :poll:
I'm a girl :pink_em212:

LMAO! Now that i'd like to see. Not trying to sound like a pervert

Hi guys,
When I ejaculate, I hump the bed and then cum. Just before I feel like I going to shoot a load of cum, I turn onto my back and shoot cum into my hands. Then I lick them clean. I can't cum by jacking off with the hand. If there are others out there that do it like I do, please email me.
mew

lola girls can still ejaculate

LMAO, Female Ejaculation is awesome!
All girls masturbate! FACT

LMFAO! I just came for no reason at all, I was just sitting there not doing much, watching TV and I ejaculated... frak me. WTF just happened?

I usually launch 18-24 inches and have to use a towel to keep things from getting messed up… unless there is some one collecting the donation… orally or other wise...
Just thinking … if Lola Has never had a seriously and intense orgasm, then she has never ejaculated or probably climaxed, and at best just got a lot of fluids trickling out... with the proper stigmatization and pressure applied to specific spots she could launch across the room ... unless someone’s face or body is in the way...

wow... u really deduced the problem there...

yes
I am usually at my computer though and that is right next to the bathroom, so i have no problem cleaning up...
I dont know why you guys hide what you do my mother was the first person to buy me porn, when i was 16...
She told me she would rather me do this than take and get some disease from some whore/skank that i would probly not know 6 months from then...:rolf:

wow sounds like a cool mother

ya her only beef was that i clean up after myself... :rolf:

i would be hott if she cleaned u up

not if it was YOUR mother... *cringe*

A smart mother too, I sometimes wish mine hadnt told me men can have bum cums but wtf I like em.

I try to keep it in my hands, I have tried cumming in my mouth but I really like the taste of precum, I could lick suck that stuff foreva, but cum is too salty for me.

Remember, everybodys tastes different. Mines kinda like Bisto Gravy

i just cum in my boxers and leave it there

I tend to get an Irritation if I do that, I eat it or clean it up

i never had a problem with it so il just keep doing it like that

Sounds like a plan to me

lol yes a master plan !!! its a secret so shhh! k

I used to lay out a towel and go for distance... but it's hard to keep your composure when you have to hide the porn, the towel, and your hardon when someone comes home unexpectedly, not to mention the mess can be an embarrassing oversight if you miss a spot or 2 or 3... I like to shoot on myself & wash afterward, but it has flown over my shoulder & landed somewhere that i never would've thought it'd hit. I think about tasting it more often than I go thru with it, but I have a lot of pre-cum and have aquired a taste 4 it .

Yeah, Precum tastes nice, but cum itself kicks ass.

Get yourself a Mac, that way when somebody walks in all you have to say is "Mac off" and the screen will flick off, thats half the problem sorted :P

it's actually a good idea..... i never had a mac, n prolly never will.... i might put that into that when i buy my next comp :rolf:

n yeah i do too, the plus side to my house is theres a bathroom cose to anywhere you are in it, so cleanup is a breeze :bravo:

I tried to lick my cum and...isn't no bad...then I'm bisex for this???

manzanza, not necessarily, I like guys who eat the sperm ;)

Score one for the home team! I eat my own! Wana go out with me? LOLOLOLOL

lol... I never actually tried but maybe someday

i like to eat my cum, it just makes me hard almost instantly again and i get to wank more and lick more..its a neverending process..at least til i run out :/

i like to eat my cum, it just makes me hard almost instantly again and i get to wank more and lick more..its a neverending process..at least til i run out :/

Nice idea XD

yes
sticky belly

i do
i dno wht some people think is weird :/

I lick up my own seed once in a great while. It's only really when I get in the mood.

I like the taste of my sperm. I dont have it ever time I masterbate.

No Way I've never done it & never will do it !!

Ill cum anywhere and everywhere. And yes I do have a tatse of what I brew up!

i'll shot it on my stomach and clean up. and i've eat creampies.

nah... I like to stay clean. To each his own.

Lol u guys are funny XD

HeeeHeeeee you guys are too much, being a women I can't do that, but I do ejectuale a lot of cumm and I do like my taste.

I am new here and I love all of this very much.

Wet kisses beach Mom

I cum on myself all the time. Sometimes I will lick it off my hand.
I've only tasted my own cum, maybe someday I'll try another flavor.

I love it when I masterbate and shoot it on my belly.

I usually don't direct where I'm aiming when I blow, I just clean it up afterwards.

yeah :love:

Well I have never tasted it myself...I have thought about it at times i guess..but never gone through with it...just because I wouldnt know if that leaves me as a Bi-sexual or w.e ....and i'd rather not confuse things any more then they already are...

(weird cum story..)
I was getting head in a car at work from a girl I've known for about 6 years...i told her i was about to blow...(about ten seconds before i did) and i guess she tried to put her mouth back on my dick..but i blasted the first stream right onto the dashboard and front window...was rele messy..and i shot quite a lot too...she eventually got back down on me and helped clean up my shaft..then we cleaned the car quick as hell..and went back to work.

hmmm... intresting theme.
I do cum on myself or i cum in my mouth when i suck my own dick and eat it and i love it. i also sometimes give my self a facial and look in the mirror. Can't help it i love cum. Even if i cum on a girl i like to lick it up and share it with her, it gives an edge to the whole process of cumming like it doesn't have to end right there if you know what i mean ;)

When I was a teen, I enjoyed it. Became too messy for those sneaky situations though. Enjoy cumming in own hand more. Can play with it afterwards, especially over my own dick for extra sensation.

Is there anyone like me that enjoys the taste of their pre-cum, but never really got the hang of the final product?

I try it once in a while to see if my taste(s) has(have) changed.

Pre-cum is sweeter, and somewhat arousing.

Like my cum on buttered popcorn though... :)

sometimes... I have to taste it. I have no choice.

Wow, this is really personal...

no, i dont like making a mess

Never, I'd have to shower after that.

I do sometimes, but it leaves me in a mess. Never really tried the taste though, since I only get the will to do it before I ejaculate, but after, the will is gome. Pre-cum tastes great though, but the whole taste, I don't know.

I don't consider myself bi-sexual though, not for that. I have little interest in men, sexually speaking, though I don't rule out trying someday.

Not if I can help it.

Unless there is someone there of course !

Yes I do but I also ejaculate into vaginas and onto surfaces. This is not a mutually exclusive thing.

Nope, I like to keep things clean

Agreed, I keep things clean as well.

I actually do sometimes. I only do it when I crossdress because when I look in the mirror with make-up on I really do look like a girl. And when i ejaculate... It looks like nice...

:rolf: I've hit the spot-/ mark so many times I lost track ....:)

i ejaculate on myself and have a sower too

Some times I have. It all depends on the position I'm in, the mood I'm in, or stuff like if i have to leave for somewhere soon or how much time I have to do it and all that jazz.

Depends on the mood,if I have someone with me or if I just want to get down and dirty with the one eyed snake.

If i am alone

what fetishes do you have while masturbating? usually i finger my butt while doing that. how about you guys?

I do it on my roof

during cumming I squeeze & pull my nutsack real hard

Well, I don't know if one can call it a fetish, but i like to measure the distance of flying cum. thats fun!

i have a pantyhose fetish and like to wear it while masturbating.

i like girls

I stick a butt-plug in my ass, and through that i pump about 1,5 litre of mariuahna kakao in my ass, phantasizing a huge futa is pumping me.

I wear some of my sister's thongs, corsets, and ESPECIALLY Pantyhose (Kinky, eh?) and I usually bend over and go in my mouth..tastes better!

I have a small dildo that I use frequently. I also take a rubber band or two and put them around my cock and balls. Sometimes, I'll wear panties.

i do on occasion it feels good and different

I don't. Mine usually ends up in a tissue, then down the toilet.

No, I did not try sperm.just like me!

Haha yeah I do on my stomach nearly every single time.

i actually tasted myself yesterday...

not bad, but leaves a sticky throat, which was kinda uncomfortable...

still, i guess, i do it often enough, i'll get used to it... if only i could find a nice shemales to try.....

Doesn't work for me... too much of a mess, really.

I've done it now and again but not often.

ive done it a few times but not that often

only by accident. doesn't sound like fun.

Dude. Wow. I think i am the most boring person here. I just sit there... and do it...

Figured id put this question out there. Do any of you have specific things you do whether its visualizing or whatev

I've fucked one of my sisters furry toys before. It has a little hole in the back so I used it to shoot my load in. Not really a fetish but was a nice experience.

Lately though I've been fantasying over fucking myself in the ass while I wank. But don't have anything to do it with and no way could I use a dildo as I wouldn't have anywhere to put it.

I've always enjoyed lying down on my bed then rubbing my cock up and down on the bed sheet. I grip the pillows and fuck myself hard. I always do this before bed as it is well good for fantasies. You can think about almost anything, shoot you load then fall asleep. Can get a bit messy on the sheets though after a few weeks :P

Anyone use any toys??? I have a little vibrator i use sometimes...i'll let you all guess what I do with it...

I have a little vibrator i stick in my ass

Fleshlight is awesome, i recommend it :)

reverse grip

on my girls tits ftw

I like to put a pacifier in my pussy and turn it around ;) it's such a turn-on... I usually keep a few around just in case

I sometimes ring those sexlines and get the girls to make fun of me for having a small cock.

I also sometimes use a finger or a marker pen on my ass need a dildo.

Used to wank in my mum's panties but haven't for a while. I used to fantasise about getting caught and punished.

Depends on whether or not I wanna get up afterward. If I don't care, I'll let it go, otherwise, I have a rag handy (no pun intended)

yep love let it go on me

Butt plug in my ass while wearing a thong!

sometimes put stuf in my ass and other times just do it

Oh many different things. Sometimes I finger my anus, sometimes I lay on my back and jerk it and cum on myself, sometimes I just imagine all sorts of dirty things or I have some pics or my computer nearby, I could go on and on.

Hey whenever you masturbate, where do you do it the most. Where are some of your favorite places, or where would you love to do it, but could/have not done it?
I mainly masturbate while on my bed, on the toilet, while in the bath tube, and on my couch.

a dildo in my ass, with a vibrator on my dick.

i like jerking off while my wife watches and pulls my hair

i like jerking off while my wife watches and pulls my hair

I hope you get to return the favor... Kinky... "Mongo" Likes!!!

lol sometimes guess it just depends on how horny or kinky i'm feeling atm. lol

depends where i am at..

I thought everyone did.

Pfft on myself? I usually try to bend over and eat it....taste a LOT better straight from the cock rather then from my hands....

I hold the tip of my cock tightly as I near climax.

I used to own a vibrator that I'd sometimes use. I had a decent hiding place for it, but threw it out about a year ago anyway. I sometimes like to use my finger though..

I don't have a sister, but if I did I'd probably try wearing one of her thongs (assuming she had some) ;)

I just wipe mine off with a towel

I sometimes find it turns me on to think about doing it, but then when it comes time, I can't bring myself to do it.

Wow... Compared to you guys I'm pretty dull. I guess the most "adventurous" thing I've tried was sticking a pencil up my ass...

Hm..Well I said earlier that I liked to wear my sister's lingerie..well, she got rid of the corsets and pantyhose, so the thongs really don't do it for me anymore :[. Now I SOMETIMES put my finger up my ass, but It's a little gross because it's usually covered in....residue. So now I just Wank, sometimes put something up the anal hole. Now if It was a huge 8 inch shemale cock......Then I'd be happy

OK get a pillow this is a long story...
Firstly YESSSS I love spunking on myself, aproximately 21 years ago whilst in basic training for the Army, we were in huge multi man rooms. After a few weeks of not masturbating, bear in mind I was 19, I awoke in the middle of the night with a raging errection. What else could I do but use my memories of porn & whack one off under my sheets. At the time not wanting to make a mess, I used my hand to cum in, but then what....gues hehehehe. Mmmmmm ever since then I lick up my own cum, I use masterbation sleves, whack off, spunk everywhere then lick it up. The exception to the rule would be when I use baby oil lol. Well hats me,

Fi~Fi :love:

Wow... Compared to you guys I'm pretty dull. I guess the most "adventurous" thing I've tried was sticking a pencil up my ass...

LOL thats how I started aged 13, now I'm using a HAND SHAPED DILDO :hallo:

Fi~Fi :love:


P.S what about female members here??

Nothing that interesting. Worn my sister's gstrings.

I like to rub myself on things whilst wearing panties.

Sometimes- I mostly just let it go where it wants.

A pencil, eh? Since I don't like doo doo butter on my finger....which end of the pencil? LOL Im being serious

I usually take like 5 minutes to cum with my best porn but I actually dont get it all out. After that I'm still good for about 2 more rounds
::love:

5-7 min's:rolf:

Hm..usually I only like to go twice in a night (though I can go a lot more) because by the 3rd time, there ain't much coming out.

1st Time....Anywhere from 4-8 minutes. Now if I JUST Masturbate as fast as possible and don't stop...2 minutes, tops.
2nd Usually a little longer than number one.
3rd and beyond: Too long

normally 10 minutes. but ive gotten bored since my ps3 broke so i do it around 3-5 times a day. lol

10+ minutes

love it on my hairy chest

I have always had the fantasy of finishing on a womans chest and then having her lower her coated nipples into my mouth....have never done it....but gets me hard thinking about it!

i think eating cum is cannibalism because it is technically a life when you eat it so i am kind of against it but what ever

Im a Bit of A Clean Freak, But Yeah on occasion i Love it

I prefer to have other people do it on me (or sometimes in me)

sometimes its fun

no way never that

Yes sir I do, never really thought any thing of it before...

doesnt matter to me

About 5 minutes, but I've never tried to do it as fast as possible.

I would have to say around 10 mins.

best porn?

not long...

5 mins maybe?

on the topic of how many times..

i got bored one sunday and managed nine...

On myself!!!

Ususally take my time, 10 minutes.

Twice a day, one in morning, one at night.

best porn?



i got bored one sunday and managed nine...

HOLY FUCKSAUCE !!!!! The MOST I ever did was five....

What came out, if anything?

DAMN Though, NINE times???

Once my friends and I tried to masturbate fully while drinking an entire full sized bottle of cough syrup, only 2/5 did, I wasn't one though. And then we tried to see how many times we could one day without anything but imagination.

Well...I managed 17 and couldn't go further due to the unwillingness of the flesh, but the mind was.

About 9-10 minutes.

Wow, i just do it.

This is all to elaborate !

I'm a female and I'm pretty boring too I guess. Most of the time I just masturbate at the computer while watching porn. Sometimes in the shower I'll play with my ass, but I'm not into that as much as I used to be. I also like to masturbate outside or in my car.

I'm pretty boring, too. Sheesh. Sometimes I like to photoshop stuff, like giving photo's facials, face swaps on porn, etc. I did try anal stuff, but I found it boring.

ejucalate on self is mean masturbating??LoL..i'm noob...=.=

Try not to but it happens

Nothing fantastic thats for sure :(

Probably 3 or 4 minutes - but isn't it nicer to make it last!

I like trying new things while i masturbate, mostly toys

5-10 mins, about...

i do anything i want o-o

under 2 mins put i can keep going for 4-6 more

i like girls too!
high five!

anything from a dildo up my ass to panties o.O

well im a girl and i love to put ice cubes in my ass while i finger myself and then shoot all the melted ice out of my ass all over the panties that i wear the rest of the day

i just sit there and...you just now the rest ;-)

Ya, I'm as boring as you can get.

yea, apparently i have a lot of new things to try, lol

On my hands and knees, in front of a full length mirror, butt plug up my bum, while wearing a tiny pink mini skirt, and looking at my favourite pornographic art.

Masturbation sessions usually last around 2 hours. Its an art form in itself.

Me? I'd say about 10, sometimes more.

I usually take like 5 minutes to cum.

hurmm.... id say about 10-20 mins first time round...

fair bit longer thereafter...

mostly after that though it gets a bit sore...

anybody ever accidentally fell asleep straight after before they had time to clean up? not funny i tell ya

i like to get a giant pair of forceps and use them to twist my nutsack around at 360 degree angle. i then like to take some wasabi sauce and dribble is down my japseye whilst singing the french national anthem. to top it all off i run outside naked and fire that load all over the nearest homeless person i can find.

kinky no?

im totally sure you made that up becaus if you didnt that would be hilarious. and im pretty booring i just do it never tried anything kinky like what i read here O-o maybe its time that i tried something.

usualy 3 times a day and it takes about 8min for the first and around 5min for the others

its depend on how i feel

well theres alot of things that i do, it differs from time to time mostly depends on what mood im in, most fun is toys though, what is good is getting a little vib and having it in all day at college. No one knows thats the excitment, also very much into playing games...=]

hahahaahah

Whenever my girlfriend let's me I just do whatever I'm in the mood for at the time.

I just strangle both of my necks >>

about 10 mins...but its not a good orgasm :(

i dont like it

yes I have and it can be hot

I guess about 4-5 minutes for the first shot and after a rest prob 10 minutes

I love to watch TS or MMF bi porn and massage my balls while jacking

Yeah reverse grip is the best.

In fact I never jerk off with the standard straight grip.

i always use the 'standard' grip never tried anything else ~~

I'm doing it the "old fashioned" way, never dissapointed me so far...

I like to use video net porn. My favorite sites are X tube and You Porn where I search for what I'm in the mood for at the time, such as 'shemale', 'lesbian', or 'doggy', etc.

I watch the video all the way through first to make sure there will be the right action for me, I stroke my cock lightly while I watch. Sometimes I need to check out several movies but that's OK. I have favorites I like to use over and over that I don't need to check out first.

When I'm ready, I put some lube in a condom ( Trojan Ultra Thins are the best! ) and stroke away...

i just wank whenever i feel like it nothing special or anything > >

i like mastubate too. but sometimes i like to pump my cock until it really hard and strock the tube. feeling my cock bigger while pumping is extreme enjoy.

I lick my dick and spit on my two fingers and slide them up and down
Do it late at night to stay awake

I just use my hands..

another one back to the top

I try not to, just because of the cleaning that follows.

What a strange question.....yes.....all the time!

and more often than not I eat it too.....an acquired taste, but i love it now!!!

No,its "girl only" :)

no and dont plan to

That i can say is definately something never was asked before but i have done it just don't see any thrill from my own rather some shemale more.

Nope, and not planning on it.. personal preference!

never tried deliberatly

:rolf: Not a fan of the Mickey D's (I'd much rather eat cum), but this is hilarious!

hand and lube and porn

No...Don't like to leave a mess...

Fast and hard.

i love it, i love it when my gf makes me eat it

I have a small dildo that I use frequently. I also take a rubber band or two and put them around my cock and balls. Sometimes, I'll wear panties.

dude i do that to.:rolf:

with my towel

i love to wear a bra

I thought I was pretty perveted before reading this thread hahaha

Depends what mood I’m in. I might just do it, wear panties and a bra or use a butt plug or dildo.

Well i really like to weare a short skirt and high heels on, while i masturbate., and think in a group of girls making fun of me.

Thats just me...

Nah I like it, the messier the better

Sometimes I do

i do it on myself, for the question that if i had tasted my cum, i have, and i like the taste, just a little bitter

I thought I was pretty perveted before reading this thread hahaha

:rolf: I was just thinking the exact same thing.



I will release in my hands sometimes but as for anywhere else for me is a general no. Specially places with plenty of hair... it can be pretty messy cleaning out.

girls love it so I let them have it

yeah i find it ruins the orgasm if i have to be thinking about cumming into a tissue or anything like that, it feels more natural and exhilarating to just let it go.

i agree with sashat11, it feels better when you don't worry where you are cumming, and also is feels more natural, in my opinion at least

Yeah I do, no big problem with it :)

I do it all of the time. I also consume sperm, just about every day.

:yes:

Doesn't work for me... too much of a mess, really.

same answer :P

interesting topic, usually i just do it on myself because i dont want to have to clean it up off of anything else. can be kind of messy.

Sure' why not, it's only natural right??

at each other not because my girlfriend always wants to abdomen or back

I don't do it on purpose, but sometimes the bastard gets out of control :P

of course i do

not tht good but doable

best if slimey

On rare occasions, yes.

I like it everyhere... Its mine and tastes goooooddd...

I know right plus its always cold here so it feels piping hot on my leg LOL.

No I am not a big fan of cleanup

No I am not a big fan of cleanup

ditto! too messy

i love cumming on my self even better when i shoot up yo me mouth

not really, don't like the mess

I do it most of the times

If you consider eating it on yourself... :D