View Full Version : Lights, camera, ACTION!
dhenshaw
09-26-2007, 10:26 PM
The only thing better than a great dirty picture is to put that picture into motion.
Animation is a kick. But what makes it even better is it's not that hard to do.
Wanna give it a try?
This thread is for learning how to do it, showing your first try and having some preverted fun.
We can share tips, compare paint and animation programs and blame Bush when we screw things up.
Got a good (dirty) Joke? Would it be funnier as an animated cartoon?
Here's the place.
phrozenn
11-05-2007, 03:15 PM
where's the place?
Asphyxia8489
11-05-2007, 06:12 PM
where's the place?
Right here....
Asphyxia8489
11-05-2007, 06:13 PM
Good idea Dhenshaw! I'll let you take the floor with this as the applications I'm using on Mac wont help/apply to this thread.
God Speed :)
Luke Cage
02-25-2008, 05:07 PM
Holy shit what an answer XD
zomghaxorsloveanime
02-29-2008, 05:03 AM
wait im kinda confused about this what are we supposed to do?
DumbDragon
03-06-2008, 04:04 PM
like you mean if I had a dirty joke I post it in here?
14-year-old Little Johnny comes home from school with a note that says, "Little Johnny seems to be having difficulties understanding the differences between boys and girls. Could his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."
So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom and closes the door.
"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse." So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
"OK. Now take off my skirt." He takes off her skirt.
"Now take off my bra and panties." He does so
and mother says, "From now on, Johnny, you must never wear any of my clothes again!"
Johnny works in a supermarket as a holiday worker. A man came in and asked Johnny for half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sell 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do.
Johnny walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter." As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."
The manager finished the deal and later said to John, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot. Which place are you from?"
Johnny replied, "I'm from Mexico, Sir."
"Oh, really? Why did you leave Mexico?" asked the manager.
Johnny replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."
"My wife is from Mexico !!" the manager said angrily.
Johnny replied, "Really, Which team did she play for , Sir?"
Little Johnny's class teacher, in an attempt to stimulate the children's minds, asks, "What is bright red and shiny?"
6-year-old Little Johnny jumps up and shouts, "A Fire Engine".
"No," says Teacher, "but I like the way you think. Anyone else?"
Little Susan says, "An apple!" and that makes Teacher happy.
But not Little Johnny. So he asks Teacher if he can ask a question, and she nods.
"What is long, hard, rounded and has bristles at one end?"
"JOHNNY!" Teacher screams, "We'll have none of that here!"
Johnny says, "It's only a toothbrush, but I like the way you think."
hope you like them
Luke Cage
03-14-2008, 01:57 AM
Nice idea man I'll take a look into that
curti$
03-14-2008, 05:05 AM
dont get it
DumbDragon
03-16-2008, 04:47 PM
thanks comsmith :hallo:
tmala
03-28-2008, 07:34 PM
yeah thanks very much
lovetsanime
09-25-2008, 04:01 PM
cant see it at all
lovetsanime
09-25-2008, 05:07 PM
a few years back I found a tranny flash series not interactive where shemale toons picked up people and fucked them, two i remember were and pizza guy getting it and a couple that picked up a shemale and she did them both any one know what I am talking about if so please pm me the link to it.
Ireally hope someone can help me out here
lovetsanime
10-01-2008, 05:01 PM
what no help out there
Sorry man, never seen it before. Hopefully you'll find what you're looking for. Sounds great anyway :)
defix
10-07-2008, 01:42 PM
Let us know if you found it. Sounds great!
lovetsanime
10-07-2008, 05:20 PM
still havent found it yet and I am getting bummed but if I do I will post the link up... posted some live action vid links today though
pippopippini
10-08-2008, 11:50 AM
If you find it, pls let us know
finder110
10-09-2008, 11:02 AM
let's see~~~:)
Ravasak
10-10-2008, 12:52 PM
i think i seen the pizzas one if im right i have somewhere in my hard disk if i fing it i post it here
lovetsanime
10-10-2008, 04:32 PM
dude yes let me know or pm me for my email
jakizakiflaki
10-13-2008, 02:22 PM
4 guys and pizza? maybe turtles?:P
Jermatoo
10-24-2008, 01:49 PM
Wow, for some reason that flash sounds really hot lol, if I find it I'll look
evergreen
10-24-2008, 03:16 PM
How do I get flash animation for trannies?
Wolfygal058
10-25-2008, 01:50 AM
Sounds familiar... but no, I can't really place where i've seen things like that before.
Rebellion
10-25-2008, 05:40 AM
Never heard of it...though it sounds fantastic. I'll search for it as well
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