Invasion of the Prinks Part 1

“Slow down, I can’t understand a word you’re saying. You found human life. What planet is it on?”

“S-360A:431(w)-666 and it’s got…”

“Stop! S-360A:431(w)-666 you say? Wow, that’s over 500 light-years from the nearest civilization. No wonder no ones found it before. Go on with your report, but take it slow, one point at a time.”

“They call their planet Earth.”

“Whatever, go ahead.”

“It’s crawling with free-range males and females. There are billions of them.”

“Billions? Holy crud! Their Prinks there will probably sell them dirt-cheap. That is exciting. We’re going to be rich.”

“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you. None of them is owned by a Prink. THERE ARE NO PRINKS ON THIS PLANET!”

“Impossible. A world like that wouldn’t work. The males would be totally insensitive and the females would have to fake half their orgasms.”

“That’s how it is, and that’s not the worst of it. They are also killing each other by the thousands every day. Their weapons are primitive chemical explosives throwing pellets of various sizes, but they use them like there’s no tomorrow.”

“We’ll soon put a stop to that wastefulness. Let’s see, you’re a scout ship so there’s only two of you---“

“Four, we didn’t bring any males.”

“Okay, four. Damn, you must be horny as hell.”

“We are, but not for long (he-he-he).”

“Just be careful. Even primitive weapons can put you in the rejuvenation tanks for days on end.”

“Anyway, I have a Corvette with a 24 Prink crew less than a year away from your new planet. Don’t do anything until they arrive. Just gather intelligence and have fun.”

“Oh, we’re going to have fun all right.”

“Once they’re there you can start conquering the planet. The main force of 300 Base Ships should arrive in about 3 years and the cargo ships to cart off all those humans a year after that.”

“I know we’re going to be rich, but all I can think of right now is all these virgin male asses.”

Chapter 2

“I hope we can still be friends,” Dave mimicked under his breath as he drove down the coast highway.

He didn’t really give a damn about the girl who’d just dumped him, but he was pissed that she hadn’t given him a good-bye fuck.

“SHIT!” he yelled, standing on the brakes.

Four babes, naked except for strips of cardboard tied around their middles were standing by the side of the road. He’d almost plowed into one of the three cars that had stopped in front of him.

“I come for you?”

She said it with an accent he couldn’t place. He thought she meant to say, “Can I go with you,” but liked the idea of her “cumming for him” a lot.

The first car was pulling out with the first girl inside, so Dave opened the door so his girl could get in.

Before she could, the first car swerved off the road and bounced down toward the beach. It was hard to see in the distance in the gathering dark, but it looked like the girl was pulling him off into the bushes. She’d lost her cardboard covering and for some strange reason it looked like the guy didn’t want to go.

“We fuck?” his girl said, pointing at a hidden spot off the highway.

Ahead of him the other two girls were leading their respective men to secluded spots.

“Hell yes,” Dave said, jumping out of his car. “We fuck like crazy.”

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Add your little part to this story.

Don’t worry about your English. I’m a lot more interested in sexy ideas than how well you write in this horrible language we call English. With your permission, I’ll reword good story points as we add chapters.

Keep it short. (I’m the worst offender on this, so feel free to throw that in my face.) Aim for 500 or 600 words. (The best way is to just write a bunch, review what you’ve written, and then condense it to the best parts)

Here’s the setup:

Prinks are knockout beautiful women with nice sized cocks. They are a little bit taller, a lot stronger, and a whole lot more oversexed than men.

Each part is the sexual encounter of a Prink (or Prinks) with humans.

What they do, what they want, how they want it and how they get it is up to you. This is just for giggles, so let your imagination run wild.

So, like the commander of the Prink fleet said; “Have fun.”

Okay, I'll get the ball rolling (pun intended)

Dave

Dave’s prick was so hard it hurt. The half naked girl had dragged him just out of sight of the highway and was trying to tear his clothes off.

“Girls are always telling me to slow down,” Dave laughed, undoing his belt to help her.

She had his pants down in a flash and he yelped in surprise when she lifted him into the air with her hands under his armpits. Without a word she wrapped her mouth around his dick.

“Holy shit,” was all he could say.

She was deep-throating him. She was sucking him as if he had the nectar of the gods in his dick. She was using her lips and tongue to get his balls in her mouth too.

It was the weirdest set of sensations he’d ever felt. He twitched as he dangled in the air, pants around his ankles and all his privates now inside the woman’s hot mouth.

“I’m going to cum,” Dave warned.

Having his cock and balls inside a woman’s mouth made goose bumps spring up all over his body. Even his ass hole was clenching as his muscles tensed for the explosion to come.

“Now you,” she said, putting him down so forcefully he went to his knees.

She had a cock, and it was pointing straight at his mouth.

“Open mouth,” she added when she saw he was just staring.

“You’ve got…”

Her cock was in his mouth before he could say, “…a dick.”

He jerked his head back, gawking at her cock. He’d never been this close to someone else’s cock before, but this one looked awfully big.

“Now you,” she said again, a touch of annoyance in her voice.

Dave thought back on how good it had felt when she’d been sucking on him, how close he’d been to a major load-blower. He wanted to feel that again.

Tentatively he touched her dick, then he wrapped his hand around it and touched his lips to its head.

It wasn’t so bad.

He slid his mouth down over the entire head of her cock. The head of her cock almost filled his mouth.

“Fun,” she sighed.

He could feel her body shiver with pleasure.

“We have little more fun, then we fuck,” she added.

Dave liked the sound of that, so he started bobbing his head up and down the head of her cock, and using both hands on its shaft.

He was enjoying the pleasure he was giving her until he felt her strong hands grasp the back of his head.

“No!”

It was a muffled cry, cut off by a gag as she pulled his head forward. Fighting frantically he was able to break free, but only because he used all his strength and she wasn’t expecting it.

Down on his hands and knees he coughed and gasped in front of her.

“Okay, we fuck now,” she said, stepping behind him.

Panic hit Dave at the thought of that massive cock going up his ass, but she was ready for him this time.

“This is better fun, yes?” she said, holding him down with one hand and guiding the head of her cock into his ass hole with the other.

“Fuck!” Dave yelled at the top of his voice as his ass tried to stretch around her huge cock.

In the distance, three other male voices were making the same kinds of sounds.

I checked her again in my mirror while pretending to do my makeup. She wasn’t just tall and attractive; she exuded a raw sexuality that had me intrigued. Jack was looking at her too, and I knew if I checked his lap I’d find a boner.

Jack and I have been together for over a year. We’ve tried a lot of kinky stuff but I’ve never been too excited about having another girl in our bed.

“Do you think she’s pretty?” I asked.

“Who?” he said.

“The one you’ve been gawking at,” I said.

“Oh, her,” he said. “I was just curious about her outfit. What do you call that style?”

“Ridiculous,” I said.

Leave it to a man to pick the only thing wrong with a woman. Her hair was lush, blonde, and cascaded over her bare shoulders. Her completion was flawless ivory with baby-blue eyes and long black lashes. Her breasts seemed too large to be real, yet jiggled and swayed when she moved as only natural breasts could. Even her bare feet looked good enough for a foot cream commercial.

Her clothes, on the other hand, looked as if she stole them. She was wearing a bathing suit top that would have been modest if they’d been covering normal sized breasts, and a man’s pair of pants. What’s more, the pants were ripped in a couple places near the top as if the guy who’d been wearing them was in a real hurry to get them off.

“Oh,” he said, stealing another quick glance.

She was looking back with obvious hunger in her eyes. With a flush of excitement I realized she was looking at me too, with that same look of lust.

“Remember that time you said something about a threesome?” I asked.

He did a fine imitation of a fish out of water, which I took as a, “yes.”

“I’m feeling a little wild tonight and she’s very beautiful…” I paused for effect. “No, on second thought you’ve been a total ass hole. What was I thinking?”

“I’m sorry, doll. I’ll do anything, please…”

“Shut up,” I said. The answer to “What was I thinking?” hit me the moment he started begging. I wanted to roll around on a bed with this woman with or without Jack.

“I’d better do the talking,” I said. “You’ll only blow it.”

I was wrong; he wouldn’t have blown it. Her English wasn’t good, but it was good enough for me to know she wanted a threesome even more than Jack.

I had to rent the motel room. She didn’t have any money and Jack was acting so goofy I was embarrassed to be with him.

“I’m going to have to take you shopping,” I told her once we were in the room.

“Shopping?”

“That outfit has got to go,” I added.

In the room’s light I could see that the men’s pants she was wearing were even more ripped than I’d thought, and under them I could see she was wearing a pair men’s white cotton briefs.

“Bad?” she said, pointing at her pants and top.

“Very bad,” I said. “But I’m going to take you shopping tomorrow. When I’m done with you you’ll be the best dressed woman in California.”

“You very good,” she said. “I sex you first.”

With that she planted a kiss on my lips that took me instantly to heaven. I’ve kissed other girls before, but it was only for practice. None of us were lesbians; we just wanted to be good so the boys would fall head over heels for us.

This was different. This was passion, gentleness, and a raw animal lust that was frightening and exciting at the same time. I was falling in love with her first kiss, and the nasty sounds Jack was making made me want to go over there and punch him in the mouth.

“Oh yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ about,” Jack said.

He was playing with his dick as he watched. I was about to say something when she lifted me off my feet. I forgot about Jack and melted into her arms. My tush tingled in her caress, my tongue eagerly searched her mouth while hers invaded mine, and my pussy sent waves of pleasure up my belly as her leg pressed up between mine.

As if in a dream, I realized there was more down there. Secure in her arms my hands plunged down her pants and found her wonderful cock.

“You’re so big,” I whispered in her ear.

I wanted her inside me, but I was a little frightened too.

“Too big,” I added, biting my lower lip.

“I use male for that first time,” she said, putting me gently on the bed. “Then slow fun for female.”

“Jack,” I called out sweetly. “Get your sweet little ass over here. You’re about to get the fucking of your life.”

Jack was on the bed in a flash, naked as a jaybird. When she shucked her clothes and Jack saw her cock he tried to bolt, but she got him face down on the bed with only a little help from me.

I sat on the back of his head and watched intently as she tried to force her huge cock into his tiny ass hole. The way he was squirming felt good on my pussy, so I rocked up and down as her long shaft disappeared into his ass.

“Fun,” she said as she started to fuck him.

“Fun,” I grinned back at her.

We kissed, and held the kiss as she fucked him. She moaned into my mouth when I caressed her breasts and pinched her nipples. I moaned back when her finger found my clit and used the flow of my own juices to rub it.

Jack had been clawing at my legs, but now he was just grunting in time to her thrusts. It was fun to watch the way her cock was going in and out, but I had to touch them down there and feel it as well as see it.

She loved it when I played with her balls, and they didn’t seem to be as delicate as Jack’s. Rubbing my hand on her cock didn’t do much for her, and I realized why when I tried to get my finger in Jack’s ass alongside her cock. There just wasn’t enough room. Her cock was already stretching Jack’s ass as far as it would go, and the tightness of that was a lot more than I could manage with my hands.

“I fun you now,” she said.

I was already having a lot of fun, but she made it better in a hurry. Pushing me so I was on my back, ass still resting on the back of Jack’s head, she lowered her face between my legs.

That’s when I learned that her tongue was just about as big as Jack’s prick, and could do a whole lot more. I’ve never cum so fast in my life, nor had an orgasm that made my toes curl. Fistfuls of hair in both hands, legs thrusting high into the air, I screamed shamelessly as wave after wave crashed down on me.

She too was in the throws of passion. She was slamming into Jack so hard I was afraid she’d kill him. I’d gotten too sensitive down there to let her keep eating me so I’d scotched down, so when she finally came I hugged her head to my belly as she deposited her load deep inside my former boyfriend.

For his part, Jack just made high-pitched sounds and limply took it.

When she was done I thought she’d simply push him off the bed, but she lifted him up instead. I could see her cock was still in his ass as she held him in her lap with one hand around his chest, and she used her other hand to jack him off.

I don’t know if this makes me a bad person, but watching her jack him off tickled the hell out of me.

He was embarrassed, I could see that by the way he kept his head down and avoided my eyes, but his prick was hard as a rock and he was wiggling his ass on her cock like a little girl.

When he came it shot all the way over and landed on my left boob. For some reason that cracked me up and I laughed long and loud.

He looked like he was going to cry, and that made me laugh louder.

Jack dressed and left without a word.

“Do we shop tomorrow now?” she said.

I laughed at her lack of understanding.

“No, it’s too late. All the stores are closed. Tomorrow, when the sun comes up in the morning.”

She seemed to understand that.

“Good, I fill you now slow. Very much fun.”

Good story and a fun read. The "prinks" seem very ominous, so good job. Hope to see more.

Ominous? In a way, yes.

Prinks relate to women in social ways but lust after men. In my pretend universe it's a triangle where the boys are still chasing the girls, but sneaking up behind them are a bunch of horny Prinks.

It's a role reversal fantasy where the hunters get hunted and everyone gets screwed.

I was hoping some of you guys would use my characters to write your own quickies. For instance, that weird thing that happened to you last night might have been a Prink incident. As I understand it, you thought you'd got lucky but seemed real subdued the next morning.

Keep in mind that if any of us were real writers, we'd be making money at it. So don't be shy, or worry that you're not Stephen King. This is a site for goofing off. You can even report it like you're telling the Government Agency that's investigating the “Invasion.”

Give it a try, and that goes for the rest of you. Ain't none of us getting out of this life alive anyway, so we might as well have some stupid fun while we're here.

lol promoting a lot more entries, that's cool. The idea of using this for other future stories is good too.

Thanks, but I don’t think its working.

I’ve got a sneaking suspicion our little forum is heavily weighted to the picture viewing side with little or no interest in stories.

It’s understandable. Many here don’t speak English. Of those who do, it’s a 2nd language for lots. To add insult to injury, the herd of English speakers is further thinned by a heavy dose of Americans. Our primary education system sucks so bad that a scary percentage of us are too embarrassed to put our writing out on public view.

Kinda off topic but if you guys like the idea of a horny future then you should try the following series. Lexx, it's getting old now and you've gota watch the entire first and second series before you know if you'll like it or not. But then you get addicted to it.

But err.... Great Story dude

LOL, I own Lexx