You probably have your doubts, but it’s true. I’ve made a very good living off my successes in seeing the future.
You’ve probably caught a glimpse of the future once or twice yourself. Did you act on it? Did you kick yourself for not acting on it?
This thread has three objectives:
1. Bullshit detection.
2. Predictions.
3. How to benefit.
Bullshit:
A lie is something that is not true. Truth is telling what is. Bullshit doesn’t care what’s true or false, it has another objective. Bullshit can make you feel stupid, keep you poor, or even get you killed.
Predictions:
You see things every day. You hear reports, discover something in column “A” while you were looking for something in column “B.” A little light goes off in your head. A mysterious corner of your brain has just given you a glimpse of the future.
How to benefit:
“Thars Gold in California!”
Gold, unlike ideas (which will pop up in a million minds at the same time), can be hidden. John Sutter didn’t have much luck stopping the California gold rush which overran his land, so what makes you think keeping your insights into the future will work out any better? To learn and grow, ideas need fertile ground. In fact, ideas are the only group that is smarter than its parts.
Expand? Sure.
What's coming next. Are there opportunities? Can we make money from them? Make our lives better? Have more fun or just get the thrill of being right.
I wish I could start this thing with discussions about all the free file sharing on the internet and where it will lead, but “Bullshit Detection” should come first.
The Supernatural.
The supernatural is divided into two parts:
1. God.
2. The False gods.
GOD:
If you believe in God, look at who he told what, and why. The message was always the same: “Do the right thing, or else.” Sure, he had a few more detailed discussions with some of his favorites, but “Get the hell out of Sodom & Gomorrah” really just boils down to, “Do the right thing, or else.” He doesn’t give stock tips, winning lottery numbers, or tell you who he likes in the next election.
The False gods:
If you’re looking for bullshit, here’s where most of it is born. I call them politicians, but they’re not all in politics. During the Dark Ages they were running the Catholic Church, but today they’re in government, media, entertainment, even schools.
Their god is power. If you’re ever going to hit the jackpot on seeing what’s coming next, you have to recognize them.
If love, money, and even happiness is secondary to someone, that person will feed you bullshit every chance he gets. There may be some truth mixed in, but it’s intended to deceive you. “I did not have sex with that woman…” That is true if you believe a blowjob isn’t sex, but a non-bullshitter would have said, “She just gave me a blowjob. Hillary doesn’t give a shit, why should you?”
Truth walking with a bodyguard of lies is a military tactic used against the enemy. That should tell you what they think we are.
Sorting through bullshit and lining up the truths is dirty work, but it can be rewarding. Don’t try to save the world, just make your part of it a little better.
Figure out which cliff the bullshitters are sending people over and set up a parachute stand.
It’s like a formula, dude. Not as easy as the formula for the circumference of a circle or E=MC2, but a formula nonetheless.
Look back at your joking first response. First, let’s come up with a pretend formula. How’s this?
Ob-Bu=Op.
Ob equals your observations
Bu is Bullshit, which gives us “Observations minus Bullshit.”
That results in Op, opportunities.
If you’d subtracted the bullshit from the relationship how would it have turned out?
Since we’re dealing with two human beings you’ll need a very big shovel for the bullshit.
You first. What did you want? A relationship? Companionship? A steady piece of ass? Maybe you just wanted practice for when the right one came along. If you cut the bullshit you feed yourself you’ll be able to see the future.
For example:
“She’s not the one, but she’s hot and my friends think I’m a stud because I got her. Ego aside, it doesn’t matter if it doesn’t work out” Bingo, you’ve just seen through the bullshit and seen half the future.
Her. You’ll have to guess the answers to pretty much the same questions, try to sort out the bullshit, and be as honest with yourself as you can. What’s she looking for? Can you give it to her. Do you really care?
This might work, it might not. After all, personal relationships are the toughest. But here’s how I used pretty much the same thing in the simple field of making a living.
30-some years ago the U.S. Government said it was going to simplify the federal income tax forms. Back then most people did their own taxes. Observing (Ob) the process caused my bullshit meter to go off the scale. It was too easy. We leaned the new system and opened a tax service. We started that one without a penny to our names, but when the next glimpse of the future hit me I was able to buy in.
These things happen every day. You can miss a ton of them but still make out like a bandit. Just keep your bullshit meter on.
You guys play with computers and the Internet a lot. That means you know things lots of people don’t.
What’s a “Torrent?”
I didn’t know until a couple months ago. It looks like the old Napster or WinMX, but without someone to sue.
How will Torrents look in the future? How about outfits like, Megaupload? Are they part of a larger group of ways to download entertainment? I own a couple video stores and wonder if these download options are the death nell for that business.
I’m trying to guess the future as a defense of what I’ve got and to see how to get more.
If you sell parts of your life to someone else as a living with no intension of changing, none of this will make a lick of sense. Don’t worry about it. You’re part of the largest mob on the planet.
If you’re one of the few who wants to break free from that mob, there’s plenty of room out here. And coming up with one good guess as to what’s coming next is way beyond cool. What’s extra-cool is you don’t even have to be the first. Just spot which train is heading in the right direction and snag the caboose as it goes by.
Have you heard of any interesting businesses starting up? Have you spotted a trend that’s got you thinking?
Holy Cow!
$10 grand for a computer?
Several at that price?
Assuming you’re not jerking my chain, wow.
I always start small and test the shit out of my ideas before I commit any real money to them but I never want to be one of those naysayers who are always coming up with reasons why ideas won’t work. Don’t listen to them. They are the second to worst of the bullshitters.
First place for worst bullshit is the bullshit we feed ourselves. Look before you leap, be honest with yourself, and always cover your ass. (Unless there’s a cute she-male behind you.)
LMAO.
How’s this for a forum slogan?
AnimePhilia, the art forum where “cover your ass” takes on a whole new meaning.
I’m gonna enter it. Why not? Worst they can do is think I’m an ass hole.
Originally Posted by
Hugan
When I started reading this, I understood what Asph was saying- this is a nice statement, but what is the topic of discussion? As a thread on a message board it makes little sense to make a statement like that and expect discussion. So, (ob) topic in which there is little room to debate, minus (bs) what are you trying to sell us on, an idea or what? equals (op) how can we contribute to this concept?
Err... or something.
Excellent post!
I’m kicking myself for not realizing that the first time I read it.
I’m passing my “smartest guy at AnimePhilia” crown to you for the following statement:
“…minus (bs) what are you trying to sell us on, an idea or what?”
You not only grasped the concept but instantly applied it to the subject. More importantly you expressed it clearly in the fewest words possible. I have GOT to learn how to do that!
“…how can we contribute to this concept?”
I’d like “observations” and ideas related to business and/or making money. But that’s just my agenda (agendas are the breeding grounds for bullshit).
You’ve already contributed by giving an example of the formula in action and an easy way to remember it.
I’ll look forward to any observations you make that you think have opportunities, even if they aren’t business related.
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